Not Your Typical Finance Bro

Not Your Typical Finance Bro

Money: freedom is slavery

Divination & derivatives: Cardano and the Bloomberg Terminal (how financial models are just horoscopes, pt. 2)

The inventor of probability got investigated by the Inquisition for casting Jesus Christ's horoscope. On the structural kinship between natal charts and financial risk models.

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Ani Bruna
Jan 07, 2026
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“Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; tha…

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