I'm training an AI on Heidegger to write Division 3 of Being & Time so you wouldn't have to

An announcement of a philosophical project anticipated by Q2 2027, obviously

Lately I’ve been sitting in the sun and re-listening to Hubert Dreyfus’s lectures on Heidegger’s Being & Time (while feeling like a huge sell out on decisions made versus decisions not versus the inevitable versus where I’ve ended up,, but then again, it’s complicated, very complicated, and more than any parenthetical could ever capture properly) - anyways, I’m sort of sick and tired of hearing about the end of the world so I decided to recently re-retreat into Ideasland (insert trademark emoji here).

And that is how I ended up here violating the cardinal rules of how to begin a sentence (yes, and - not that, no ands) in a post announcing Yet Another Thing I’m Planning On Doing (it will join a large list of other items remaining actionable including reading Dostoyevsky’s the Brothers Karamazov and watching The Sopranos, but both of these have been goals for longer than any amount of time I am willing to admit to publicly anymore). So yes, I will be training AI large language models to…