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Divination & derivatives: the Iron Condor and the Celtic Cross (how options strategies are just like tarot, pt. 1)

The spy who loved the D (système) & GPT: when the CIA absorbs too much French work culture

About the author/working with me & contact

The Techno-Slopulence Manifesto

From Russia with bolt cutters: the nepobaby who fled Italy, hid in the Balkans, and evaded Task Force KleptoCapture

When Eric Cartman worked for Blackwater & signed for 200 missing AK-47s in Kabul

China girl, pt. 6 (finale): the AI reckoning of America's future

China girl, pt. 5: American amnesia - how we mobilized women in defense to win wars on land, race to the moon, and find the worst people on Earth but then forgot it while China didn't

Get in loser, we’re going to war: what Mean Girls teaches us about drones

China girl, pt. 4: the structural mechanisms of exclusion - how we designed women out of defense, then refused to measure what we'd done

What is the price of love? A spreadsheet quantifying a journalistic scandal

China girl, pt. 3: the economics of exclusion costing us $100 billion a year in American defense when we shut out women

On leaving Europe, or what I imagine divorce must feel like

China girl, pt. 2: sex and violence - how the psychosexual pathology of American defense paired with China's 45% female workforce builds America's future defeat

China girl, pt. 1: China’s gender arbitrage in defense tech - why China has 10x the amount of drones America does (hint: they hire women) and other advantages via gender parity in labor economics

Introduction to China girl, an upcoming six part series on how China mobilizes women in defense technology to innovate, outpace, and beat the U.S. (currently) through gender parity in labor

John Mayer, international arms trafficker? A legal analysis of 'sexual napalm' taken literally

How meat claws from Williams Sonoma brought down an insurance fraud ring

A history of violence: trauma-informed approaches towards the foreign women and children of ISIL

All the pretty dark horses: why markets can't value the unseen & misunderstood Palantir

I'm training an AI on Heidegger to write Division 3 of Being & Time so you wouldn't have to

Why Not Your Typical Finance Bro exists (or: a manifesto against slop)