Not Your Typical Finance Bro

Summertime sadness vol. 1: 34 things on my mind this summer, or a saucerful of secrets

Mindless self indulgence but make it literary-ish

Aug 10 • Ani Bruna

July 2026

Neither a borrower nor a lender be, unless your rival is GPT: to understand the AI economy, understand Shakespeare

It is possible the stupidest person you know can't close-read, but they can raise a Series B: on Shakespeare, rizzlers, and the AI trade.

Jul 12 • Ani Bruna

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April 2026

Is good writing cheap?

An essay on AI slop, F1 driving, and the price of actually having a thought

Apr 6 • Ani Bruna

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March 2026

The art of the blacklist: how to be a professional hater, pt. 2

On enemies, billionaire beefs that prove the Italians were visionaries about hating, and why you should break-up with your girlfriend

Mar 30 • Ani Bruna

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Proscription as a Service: how to be a professional hater, pt. 1

On enemies, billionaire beefs that prove the Romans were right about everything, and why your girlfriend is not my archenemy

Mar 15 • Ani Bruna

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February 2026

Bite it, you scum: Iran & the GG Allin theory of political economy

How Iran's shadow banking system collapsed and why the killing is all that's left, an essay explaining Iranian finance and GG Allin's punk degeneracy…

Feb 28 • Ani Bruna

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Vibe Laundering, pt. 3: Back to the future with Citrini in the Global Vibe Laundering Memo from June 2029

A speculative memo about possible pathways in a future with vibe laundering where Grand Theft Auto VI has still not been released but everything else is…

Feb 27 • Ani Bruna

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Vibe Laundering, pt. 2: Citrini, the Co-Author and the Edit (remix not featuring the SEC)

Why language matters and words are powerful

Feb 26 • Ani Bruna

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Vibe laundering, pt. 1: On Citrini Research, disclosure gaps & the architecture of influence

When content becomes credibility becomes capital and our brave new world

Feb 24 • Ani Bruna

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What 118K followers & 100 hours gets you - rewriting Citrini's 2028 Global Intelligence crisis report, but make it good

What happens when you tell a financial figure with 118,000 followers that his 5,000-word AI crisis piece has good research but the writing reads like AI…

Feb 23 • Ani Bruna

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Alexandria Karp walks into a bar in Miami

What is the meaning of being for America's surveillance daddy, or: everything you've ever gotten wrong about Alex Karp

Feb 20 • Ani Bruna

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Lemon lot: Dating apps, situationships, and the secondary market failure of modern love

On why dating apps are secondary markets, zombie companies, and why the worst exchange in America doesn’t even close on weekends

Feb 14 • Ani Bruna

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