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The art of the blacklist: how to be a professional hater, pt. 2
Symphony of destruction: the American financial kill-chain in Iran
Proscription as a Service: how to be a professional hater, pt. 1
Bite it, you scum: Iran & the GG Allin theory of political economy
Vibe Laundering, pt. 2: Citrini, the Co-Author and the Edit (remix not featuring the SEC)
Vibe laundering, pt. 1: On Citrini Research, disclosure gaps & the architecture of influence
Alexandria Karp walks into a bar in Miami
Lemon lot: Dating apps, situationships, and the secondary market failure of modern love
Your wedding is an IPO where everyone’s lying
Love in the time of long vol: how the Black-Scholes is actually about desire & attraction
Fools rush in: the private equity recruiting cycle is all drama, no alpha
SORRY (not sorry) - but I owe you some reading (my emails weren't sending)